A Nun at Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a
local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation, and every once in a while the lights would
turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would
erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun,
the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use
the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there
is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the
whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went
to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender.
"Would you like a drink?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.


"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts
the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."