Reason why I never visit rich people again

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white"

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk "

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer : "With cow milk please."

Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Aaggman I will take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"

Question :" Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Aagman ! forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"

Question : "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer : "Gee! I give up just forget about everything."

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